I wrote this poem just for him as he forever moans that none of my poems rhyme.
I have this best friend who is a twat
His long legs remind me of my cat
He is always on a diet
Damnnn he is never bloody quiet
He is crazy for cherry beer
Tbh I secretly think he is queer
He loves the colour blue for his Team
Rachel is the girl of his dream
He has a heart of gold
His white convorses are dirty and old
Next year he is moving away
Bye bye my bae
London is going to suck without him
Altho he would always ditch me for the gym
Our friendship is something I forever treasure
Word on the street is that he gives great pleasure (ew!)
The thought just made me sick
Cos I'm forever taking the mick
Of his small dick
But joke aside, I eternally love you
My forever and ever annoying boo
Even though you are always muting me
My favourite cheese is brie
Now I'm off to eat
Hope you found this poem neat.
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